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boom clap the sound of my ass


It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making



you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

"I wanted to be your first love just as much as I wanted to be your last, and that fucked me up more than anything."
-No Man’s Land  (via n-yree)


trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on



overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot


I like how when some of ya’ll talk about your bias you can go from “he is an inspiration and his hardwork is the light of my life he gives me hope and he keeps me warm” to “I like how he fills out them jeans” in 2 seconds flat



Went to Hot Topic

Did not see a SINGLE bit of Gir or Zim merchandise

Is it… Is it over? No more? Goth girls no longer care about Gir?


Jhonen Vasquez emerges from Hot Topics corporate headquarter’s basement screaming sweet freedom as he bursts out of his chains and crawls out into the unforgiving wild world of 2014


My mind says sex but my heart also says sex