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megitsunee:

americans every other day of the year: i fucking hate this country

americans on 4th of july:  image

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Anonymous: What's your favorite high school memory?

afraidof-reality:

Leaving high school

awjoffrey:

"he looks weird on this pic but i swear he is hot" a novel by me

fraek:

do you ever look at yourself and think ‘aw cute’ but then walk two feet into a different lighting and think ‘omg nvm’

spongyspice:

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

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vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

im walking on sunshine

ouch